Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.

Beloved words penned by our favorite poet. And how apt they are.

Except, oh, say, about 50 percent of the time. Then, where impediments are insurmountable, let us involve ...

Temper tantrums, crying jags, and spontaneous vomit used to make you think of egomaniacal bosses, unrequited love, and nights of too many vodka tonics.

These days, they remind you of your 6-, 3-, and 2-year-old bundles o’ joy.

But life ...

Things that are fun:
- Dinner parties
- Walking the pooch
- Buying things you want

Things that are not fun:
- Doing dishes
- Scooping poo
- Paying bills

Though Unique Checks won’t help you get out of cleaning up, they can ...

It’s holiday season again.

Which means, among other things, holiday parties. And the very thought of inappropriate gifts from secret Santas, perilously placed mistletoe, and drunken co-worker karaoke strikes fear in your heart.

But here’s one party you can look forward to: ...

You’ve heard the steamy stories. Read the shocking articles. Now see for yourself.

Figs Gone Wild.

At Cocoa Vino, they get figs to do things you wouldn’t believe. Nice, organic figs from good trees. Turn on a camera, and suddenly ...

So you think you want an It bag? First you must prove your worthiness.

Are you the fashion equivalent of a lemming? Do you have a Pavlovian response to the words “as seen in Us Weekly”? Do you hate ...

There are dares, there are double dares, and then there’s just plain what-was-I-thinking. Ready to unleash your offbeat sense of adventure? These unlikely vacation ideas should stoke your inner Evil Knievel.

Swimming with Sharks
Share Eskimo kisses with great whites ...