You know your limits. Two drinks (a third, and you risk waking up next to a smelly stranger). Three-day visits with mom (at four, she wants to sell you into slavery).

Designer Christina Hattler has her own boundaries: She did only ...

Corrupt Politician (slamming down phone): Gladys! They’re launching a congressional investigation into my campaign fund usage. Put on your panties and rev up the shredder!

Gladys (fixing hair): Um, that thing broke last week.

Freeze frame. Announcer enters.

Announcer: Sound ...

You’re all about cutting to the chase. Yes to direct communication (you can handle the truth). No to post-coital cuddles (chop chop, you’ve got places to go, people to see).

So you’ll totally get Dallin Chase, a brand new line ...

In honor of Don Johnson’s birthday, indulge your favorite vice this weekend.

DO
Stationery Movies
What: Iconic movie scenes (guess which ones) made with office supplies.
Why: You’re too lazy to actually go to the theater.
Where: Online at stationerymovies.com

Since you’ve got all the time in the world, getting crafty with your kids this holiday season will be a cinch. Right?

Sure. And the guy in the red suit really is Santa.

Reality check: Harried parents need a convenient ...

You’ve got 48 hours to decompress from the week. Some desert heat, midcentury design, and ring-a-ding-ding should do the trick. Hit Palm Springs.

Nest
Take in mountain views at the nine-studio Orbit In (562 West Arenas Road; 760-323-3585). Want vintage ...

Ah, Amsterdam. The land of legal ganja, wooden shoes, and red lights that mean anything but “stop.”

No wonder the Dutch make such brilliant stuff — like Jorg & Olif bikes.

Finally available to Americans, the sleek city cycles have ...