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Go to airport. Check in. Discover flight has been canceled. (Canceled?)
Notice lines have tripled and agents have disappeared. Wonder how you’ll make it to bro’s wedding tomorrow.
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Brothers and sisters, let us bow our heads in prayer.
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Some things you know about but wish you didn’t: camel toes, muffin tops, high beams.
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Getting yourself swimsuit ready can be such a drag.
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Endangered Wildlife Ringtones
What: Hear the sounds of rare and endangered species every time someone calls, courtesy of the Center for Biological Diversity.
Why: Heed the call to help the animals.
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