There are two different kinds of love.

There’s the transient, shallow kind you feel for, say, Orlando Bloom. And the deep, enduring kind you feel for a pair of crocodile Louboutins.

To suit the latter, cruise on over to Iloveshop.com, the new online ...

You threw out your copy of Domiknitrix and dropped out of Stitch ’n’ Bitch. (Some talents you have. Some you don’t.)

Which doesn’t mean that people more talented than you don’t know how to make crochet very — dare we ...

There’s no use in sugarcoating it: Your lousy genes are keeping junior from becoming the next Wayne Gretzky.

You can continue blaming your family’s unchangeable history (or love of your front teeth, irrational fear of ice, and any other excuse). ...

Get out there and enjoy the weekend, June bug.

USE
USB Massager
What: Plug this insta-masseuse into your laptop’s USB port for a quickie.
Why: Not that kind, smutbrain (ew).
Where: Online at usbgeek.com.

SMELL
Jelly Belly Fragrances
What:

You like to keep it clean. You don’t want to make things complicated. And you hate getting worked up into a lather.

But when you need to, you want to do it easily.

Paper cleaning products may be the answer ...

You rarely enjoy a spat. You say things you regret (to hell with you — and your minuscule member!) and get a terrible night’s sleep (sofa city serves you very, very wrong).

But here’s a spat you can ...

Okay, fine, so we’ve made you wear some pretty weird stuff. (If loving beer holsters and animal masks is wrong, we don’t want to be right.)

But trust us on this next one: Andrea Corson’s jewelry may be unusual, but ...