Another banner session at the gym. Between the impossible-to-decipher cardio equipment and the endless wait for the treadmill, it’s no wonder you can’t break a sweat.
Great timing, too. Your ass is looking more like a honey-baked ham every day. ...
You’ve never appreciated the term flat-chested. It’s just so negative.
You prefer differently busted.
Still, there’s no way to put a good spin on the situation in the lingerie department, where most of the cutest bras are B cup and ...
Studded accessories walk a fine line.
One minute you’re wonderfully in fashion. The next you’re the mascot for a biker gang.
How to know when you’re doing it right? Get yourself a hot Old Man River crystal belt, which takes ...
“Yes, I’d like an order of sesame noodles, General Tso’s chicken, two steamed pork buns, and a spring roll. To go.”
“Anything else?”
“Yes. One order of baby rolled in fleece.”
You can get that to go, too. The Walk ...
Have you ever, in a moment of deep reflection, paused while pulling out a few bucks and gazed searchingly toward the heavens, wondering, “Oh, dear wallet, wherever did you come from? How were you made? Who lovingly sewed you together?” ...
For all its exciting rewards, life on the fashion edge can be perilous.
Like with camisole tops. The line between fashionably flirty and unabashedly slutty is a fine one.
That’s just one reason you’ll love Los Angeles-based designer Meghan Noland. ...
In third grade it was candy necklaces. By junior high you’d graduated to a hulking blue raspberry Ring Pop.
Unfortunately, with the passage of time, sucking on your jewelry has become less socially acceptable.
Laurice Curran’s designs, though not edible, ...
The next time someone stops you to ask for the time, don’t give it to them.
Because in all likelihood that’s not actually what they want to know.
What they really want to know is this: Why the hell are ...
