There’s plenty to love about your friendly neighborhood megamarket — assuming quantity is your thing. Parking? No problem. Army-size bags of Tostitos? Aisle three, on your left. But ask for a hunk of stinky, creamy Stilton for that upcoming wine-and-cheese ...
The last time you checked, the definition of unlimited had undergone some revisions.
Unlimited minutes (except for nights, weekends, and almost every other time). Unlimited access to facilities (except when you want to use them). Unlimited trips to the buffet ...
Certain cooking shows should have a “Don’t try this at home” disclaimer.
Like the ones in which the chef whips up a pitch-perfect marinade from pre-measured ingredients in ten seconds flat. You never seem to be able to duplicate that ...
It’s the dilemma faced by godparents and friends alike. What to get overly tricked out, seen-and-bought-it-all parents and their new bundle of joy?
Skip the onesies and head straight for the stars.
Treat them to a chart reading by Elizabeth ...
Remember algebra?
y = mx + b
a2 + b2 = c2
A + N = awesome bag
What? Suddenly you’re just as confused as you were in high school.
But the purses from A + N make perfect sense. ...
The setting: The ‘hood. Circa 1980. Suzy Nelson’s backyard trampoline.
“I challenge you!” Suzy squeals with a menacing swagger. “Let the games begin!” you counter with a fearless somersault (a taste of the ass whooping to come).
Sadly, you’re an ...
No wonder you’re grumpy. You’ve been sitting in your cubicle for two hours, scouring your ex’s online wedding registry for things to mock. Chip-and-salsa bowl … fondue pot … Could their selections be any more clichéd?
Um, could you? Someone ...
(Woman reading paper)
“Wow. There’s a lot going on in the world … Why is my life so uneventful?”
(Close-up on newspaper title: “Woman Reads Headline”)
“This is amazing! Finally, I get some recognition.”
(Deep in thought)
“But how can ...
