Given the choice between handing you or Vincent Van Gogh a pair of scissors, we’d take a minute to think it over.

No offense, but we remember that denim massacre you called “cutoffs.” And the time you gave your boyfriend ...

Your mind is like a glorious garden: a hothouse of brilliant ideas grown from carefully tended seeds of greatness.

Your garden, however, is more like an idle mind: a fruitless place where nothing of substance seems to take root.

So ...

From immaculate conception to silent birth, celeb moms have always had to contend with rumor-mongers and skeptics. So this year, we dedicate our Mother’s Day guide to those very special high-profile moms — and their hopelessly screwed-up offspring.

If your ...

Q. What do the following lyrics have in common?

a) I would walk 500 miles.
b) Who let the dogs out?
c) You oughtta know.

A. There’s a really good chance they are now going to be stuck in your ...

While you’re waiting for the Easter bunny, keep yourself busy.

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Hotel Valley Ho
What: Sip mai tais by the pool, get a massage at the spa, and dive into chicken and dumplings in the restaurant at this legendary hotel, which ...

You like it hot. Hot and steamy. Spine-tingling, really. So much so that it takes you to a place far, far away.

Mind out of the gutter, please. Focus. We’re talking about a shower, here. Namely, a shower behind an ...

Dog tags as fashion? As far as we’re concerned, that dog had its day. A long, long time ago.

But every now and then, something worthwhile comes along to prove us doggone wrong.

Like The Name Campaign, an organization that ...