You’re so poor, you can’t even afford to window-shop at Ikea. Here’s an easy way to upgrade: Bemz’s custom-made slipcovers (starting at $35), designed specifically to fit the Swedish furniture. Cover your old Ektorp sofa with nubbly tweed; make over a Klappsta armchair with sleek, modern twill; or class up cheapie dining chairs with a vintage-y tapestry pattern.