Inspired by the British 24-hour clock, the Established & Sons version is equipped with twelve fonts that change at random. Who knew being on time was in fashion?

Available at edenandeden.com, $395.

Joey Roth mini megaphone speakers are compatible with iPods, laptops, and turntables.

Available at joeyroth.com, $495.

A portable flame might sound alarming, but Carl Mertens’s steel and glass fireplace can be safely carried from dining table to nightstand to bathroom (or anywhere else winter mood lighting is required).

Available at shophorne.com, $750.

Part table, part lamp, Andarina Designs’s plexiglass cube may not help you find the light within, but it’ll allow you to read with the overhead lights off.

Available at andarinadesigns.com, $195.

More boom, less box: A standard sound system seems so last century when compared to Bluetooth-enabled, stand-up Philippe Starck speakers.

Available at dwr.com, $1,600.

Still ecofriendly and pint size, the new auto (starts at $12,000) comes with updated interior features and in snazzy finishes like yellow, green, or blue. We would pinch its cheeks if it had any.

To find a dealer, go to smartusa.com.

Michael McHale uses reclaimed industrial parts and gorgeous bits of crystal to reinvent the classic fixture. The best ones are always a little rough around the edges.

Available by special order at info@michaelmchaledesigns.com, $3,899.

Alexander Wang is brilliant at making everyday items we cherish. Check out the Trudy with detachable shoulder strap, top handles, and plenty of interior pockets.

Available at alexanderwang.com, $875.

Look well traveled without leaving your apartment with exotic, one-of-a-kind furniture made from vintage kilim fabric.

Available at anthropologie.com, $1,298.

Camilla Skovgaard boots may not be the best for walking, but they are total badass, space-age kicks.

Available at saksfifthavenue.com, $585.

Eno & Donata Paruccini’s hanger may look like a mere wall accent, but it’s a nifty way to keep clothes from piling up on the floor.

Available at aplusrstore.com, $186.

Unlike your ordinary Bic, the polished nickel design isn’t meant to be stored inside a pocket or purse. Instead place it on your coffee table for some candle- and incense-burning action.

Available at flairhomecollection.com, $475.

You can’t solve this one, so don’t even try. Merely admire Kelly Wearstler’s work when using it as a centerpiece.

Available by special order at 800-558-1855 or decorativehome@bergdorfgoodman.com, $595.

The over-the-top shagreen desk from R&Y Augousti justifies permanently working from home.

Available at lilleashop.com, $6,185.

If Liberace were still alive, he would probably wear this while playing his grand piano.

Available at mzwallace.com, $425.

Transform your living room into a desert oasis with Ronel Jordaan’s giant stone-shaped pillows.

Available at vivaterra.com, $298-$695.

A giant brass and copper peacock from the ’80s is exactly what your drab wall needs.

Available at candystorecollective.com, $2,700.