Cupid’s tools take flight in the form of a carved onyx heart and eighteen-karat gold arrow.
Available at boutique.finnjewelry.com, $485.
The real thing wilts before you get to second base, but this bouquet sticks around long enough for your children to see it.
Available at lusternyc.com, $200-$1,200.
Garters feel forced and pj shorts don’t bring enough sexy back, but a ruffly romper makes everyone happy.
Available at shopbop.com, $130.
Say “You’re my all-time favorite sidekick” without muttering a word.
Available at skreened.com, $24.
Leave it to a true romantic (just ask his lady friend) to create emotive Valentines. Where you botch up dirty talk, the talking hearts excel.
Available at rotofugi.com, $8 for six.
Ease into a lifetime commitment with a tiny diamond that expresses your current sentiments: “I love you but am not ready to have your babies.”
Available at store.jacquieaiche.com, $815.
The beginning of time to 2011: wearing hearts on sleeves. Valentine’s Day 2012 and beyond: letting legs do the work.
Available at us.asos.com, $14.
It may not be in a deck of 52, but the black-side/red-side heart tote stacks the deck in your favor.
Available at fluffyco.com, $49.
A big thing in a small package that holds big things that come in small packages is doubly thoughtful.
Available at kellywearstler.com, $150.
Play hard to get with edgy attire but add a sweet touch with a lavender clutch.
Available at botkier.com, $345.
Vahram Muratyan charms with illustrations that juxtapose icons from our two favorite cities — and leaves us madly in love with both.
Available at us.penguingroup.com, $20.
Argentina-born Gabriela Hernandez concocts her sheer, hydrating formula with antioxidants, jojoba, rosa canina extract, and a whole lotta love.
Available at besamecosmetics.com, $18.
If your love letter is lacking inspiration, take note with No. 2s engraved with perfect pairs.
Available at etsy.com, $12 for six.
Lovebirds past the tweeting stage take it to the next level and consider shacking up.
Available at etsy.com, $130.
A macabre gift from D.L. & Co. takes “till death do us part” to a whole new level.
Available at dlcompany.com, $80.
Be punctual when planning to meet your lover at midnight.
Available at poketo.com, $26.
Usually products promising to get us in the mood put us off, but this brew, packed with peach, vanilla, and ginger extracts, seems like just the thing to turn up the heat.
Available at californiateahouse.com, $15-$26.
Get it on (your wall).
Available at 20x200.com, $60-$2,400.
If he’s not into mushiness, he’ll surely appreciate some utilitarian denim from Nudie.
Available at barneys.com, $215.
Because you can’t seal an e-card with a kiss, opt for a romantic, old-timey Valentine by post.
Available at bhldn.com, $40 for ten.
Finally, see beauty in albums your other half unwinds to when they’re blasted through speakers digitally printed with musically inspired artwork. All proceeds benefit Creative Growth programming.
Available at creativegrowth.myshopify.com, $500.
You and your honey love cooking together. The genius fresh-breath-maintenance program knocks out onion breath, so you can dial up the kissing.
Available at preserveproducts.com, $15.
A bow tie made of nylon ripstop and handkerchief constructed from heavyweight microfiber have tough love written all over them.
Available at activisteyewear.com, $105.
You haven’t really Frenched until the renowned chef’s tipples tease your tongue.
Available at assouline.com, $50.
Let someone know he makes your heart flutter with framable valentines.
Available at etsy.com, $16 for five.
Show the world you’re a heartbreaker (even if you got dumped) with no time for a messy breakup speech.
Available at shopbop.com, $165.
The Brooklyn letterpress immortalizes Biggie with a quote for a sentiment that beats an explosion of pink and red.
Available at thegreatlakes.bigcartel.com, $4.
The Brooklyn-made boxers — made from chambray or a lightweight Japanese linen/cotton blend — don’t beat around the bush.
Available at store.choctawridgenyc.com, $106-$138.
If you like it but aren’t ready to put a ring on it, exchange his-and-hers (or his-and-his/hers-and-hers) stamped brass cuffs instead.
Available at ingodwetrust.myshopify.com, $50 each.
Don’t forget the fam.
Available at shop.mrboddington.com, $20 for four.
Succumb to the ubiquitous temptation with Mexican hot cocoa caramels spiked with cinnamon and cayenne.
Available at hschocolateco.com, $8-$16.
When a one-liner doesn’t seal the deal, make like the Bard of Avon and try fourteen with a copy of Shakespeare’s Love Sonnets, joyfully illustrated by Brooklyn artist Caitlin Keegan.
Available at chroniclebooks.com, $19.
A bugger for punctuality on dates? A Miami-cool wristwatch helps her keep time.
Available at lamercollections.com, $150.
He may be prone to killing plants, but a sculptural wooden tree he surely can’t.
Available at uusi.us, $58.
For those in need of a love connection, a charmer from Suitor doth have our affection.
Available at suitorlife.com, $32.
Her magnetic personality is her main attraction. To show your appreciation, give her fridge some action.
Available at etsy.com, $35 for seven.
Get punch-drunk on you-know-what with little scrolls of sweetness hidden inside.
Available at leafcutterdesigns.com, $20.
Pen sweet nothings for fellow pooch enthusiasts.
Available at etsy.com, $24 for six.
If sucking face is part of your game plan, make sure you’re prepared with mints, lip balm, a candle, and more.
Available at typelites.com, $15.
Frame your feelings for your favorite West Coast dweller.
Available at noteify.com, $20.
Vases are for pansies. Opt for a heart-shaped terrarium filled with succulents.
Available at shop.floragrubb.com, $25.
Send a not-so-subtle message while he’s busy with Words with Friends.
Available at dodocase.com, $80.
Symbolize your eternal devotion with a wooden bracelet.
Available at popomomo.com, $108.
Class up the box of chocolates act with a decadent melange of aphrodisiac truffles (pearl dust, oysters, rose water) served in dainty silk packaging.
Available at vosgeschocolate.com, $75.
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