Whether you’re spinning the dreidel or spinning the bottle, a menorah-trimmed pullover rocks all eight crazy nights.

Available at skedouche.com, $65.

An inflatable moose head classes up any joint. At just over two feet tall, this one is a prime target for photo ops.

Available at fredflare.com, $25.

You worked hard on that fugly sweater. Give your knitting needles a break with this painted wood necklace. It’s as pretty as purls.

Available at etsy.com, $40.

Serving Jell-O at an outrageous sweater party is what we like to call a double Cosby power play. Do your guests a favor with something from this tome of 75 semisolid concoctions.

Available at abramsbooks.com, $13.

Ain’t no party like a sweater party. Do St. Nick proud in this jolly turtleneck, cinched with a faux belt.

Available at tipsyelves.com, $60.

The calendar says it’s winter, but there’s nary a snowflake in sight. Canned snow might be room temp, but we’ll pretend it’s a friendly frost.

Available at fredflare.com, $9.50.

Frozen fingers bite. Fight the chill with knitted cozies for your drink of choice. They’re stretchy enough to fit cans, wine bottles, and big ol’ handles of Jack.

Available at curiosityshoppeonline.com, $8.

The pink flamingo is the patron saint of tackiness. Position a few of these 30-inch-tall birds (complete with seasonal red scarves) in strategic places, and your prayers for The Best Party Ever will be answered.

Available at target.com, $35.

If your pooch is wearing red and green argyle, he’s barking up the right Christmas tree.

Available at baxterboo.com, $16-$23.

The last time you flashed a party, you had some explaining to do. This time around, let a 35-millimeter La Sardina Cubic camera do the dirty work. Equipped with a flash and four colored diffusers, it makes memories you’ll want to keep.

Available at lomography.com, $109.

Holiday sweaters should be awkward; the fiesta vibe should not. Keep literal and figurative spirits high with The Twelve Drinking Games of Christmas set, which includes playing cards, a spinner, dreidel, and dice.

Available at urbanoutfitters.com, $10.

Give your holiday playlist a tune-up with this not-so-old-fashioned record player. It converts vinyl to MP3 — and dull get-togethers to swinging shindigs.

Available at fredflare.com, $170.

Here’s a cool party trick: Wear this tinseled topper, and people will naturally gather round and deposit gifts at your feet. It works — fir real.

Available at orientaltrading.com, $6.

Rudolph would wear a bold red silk bow tie by House of Papillon because he’s not afraid to be a leader — just like you.

Available at houseofpapillon.com, $40.

Tea and Punch’s custom PDF invites are anything but tacky. However, we think of them as just another layer of irony on which your party can rest merrily. Uncle Eddie would not approve.

Available at etsy.com, $15.

Baby, it’s cold outside — all the more reason to get sloshed. Recipes for homemade eggnog and cranberry-blended margaritas keep bottoms (and body temperatures) up.