Is it just us, or does the success of your night out exist in inverse proportion to the height of your heels?

The higher the stiletto, the lower your mood plummets once you hit your pain threshold.

Not that you ...

Pregnancy can be harrowing.

The ass-expanding-
faster-than-the-belly
freak-out. The estrogen-
fueled anxieties. Nine months of craziness
compounded by a dearth of alcohol or meds.

Other coping mechanisms are a must. So, our guide to getting past the bumps in your ...

There’s definitely no place like home.

Where else on earth can you eat every meal in your pj’s, watch hours of Court TV, and receive unlimited (and unsolicited) commentary on your career choice and love life?

So even though it’s ...

Listen. We need to talk.

You know you’re our favorite, but we’ve run you ragged. You’re worn out. It’s obvious to everyone that you’re falling apart at the seams.

So here’s the deal. We’ve heard about this place in New ...

One of these days you’ll just leave it all behind and move to Hawaii.

Yeah. Uh huh. If by “one of these days” you mean “probably never.”

If such plans are destined to remain one big sandcastle in the ...

Dear Steve Buscemi,

You probably get hundreds of letters like this a day. I know I’m not the only girl who kisses your picture each night. I’m sure the phrase “you haunt my dreams” is as familiar to you as ...

Attennnnn-hut!

Welcome to basic training, where you pathetic lot of T-shirts, tanks, and jeans will learn to protect and serve.

Go ahead: Drop and do twenty. You’ll still be boring duds. 

Now, you wanna see a line of innovative basics? (That’s “yes, ...