Damn that Sumiyo Tanaka, your best friend-slash-nemesis from the fourth grade.

Not only was she the first to own a Strawberry Shortcake doll, she was the first to hack off all its hair, score those tiny erasers that smelled like ...

Given the choice between handing you or Vincent Van Gogh a pair of scissors, we’d take a minute to think it over.

No offense, but we remember that denim massacre you called “cutoffs.” And the time you gave your boyfriend ...

Mama said knock you out. But what she meant was, knock yourself out on her this weekend.

EAT
Lemon Curd
What: Add a dollop to your favorite pastry, cake, or cookie for a tangy treat.
Why: It’s the perfect lemon ...

Monday: soup.
Tuesday: salad.
Wednesday: soup and salad. (Yawn.)

If your ears are as bored as your taste buds, check out Pandora. The service creates a streaming radio station based around your favorite artist or song, so it’s easy to ...

Pudding, prom, and punk rock? No wonder everybody’s workin’ for the weekend.

SEE
The World’s Best Prom
What: Get a glimpse of what goes into the big night of the prom-obsessed high schoolers in Racine, Wis., on this DVD.
Why:

From immaculate conception to silent birth, celeb moms have always had to contend with rumor-mongers and skeptics. So this year, we dedicate our Mother’s Day guide to those very special high-profile moms — and their hopelessly screwed-up offspring.

If your ...

Remember when weekends were made for Michelob? Well, now they’re made for sexy rum cocktails, sweet home remedies, and other guilty pleasures.

HEAR
Rihanna’s A Girl Like Me
What: Her second album flirts with rock but still showcases her Caribbean ...