The office has a language all its own. Steal a commiserating look at Jim, then communicate using DailyCandy’s latest lexicon.
accounting terror
n. The fear that you will be punished for your inappropriate work expenses. (Suzie tried to expense a ...
It’s that time again — when we prepare to ring in the new by celebrating the best of the past year. So this week, we give you some of our favorite stories from 2006.
Originally published on 2/9/06
Everyone knows ...
It’s that time again — when we prepare to ring in the new by celebrating the best of the past year. So this week, we give you some of our favorite stories from 2006.
Originally published on 1/4/06
We all ...
Dashing through the web, on all your favorite sites, picking up some gifts, to bring everyone delight.
GIVE
Rescue a Pet
What: Petfinder’s new site makes finding the dog, cat, pig, or bird of your dreams easy as pie.
Why: Call ...
Corrupt Politician (slamming down phone): Gladys! They’re launching a congressional investigation into my campaign fund usage. Put on your panties and rev up the shredder!
Gladys (fixing hair): Um, that thing broke last week.
Freeze frame. Announcer enters.
Announcer: Sound ...
In honor of Don Johnson’s birthday, indulge your favorite vice this weekend.
DO
Stationery Movies
What: Iconic movie scenes (guess which ones) made with office supplies.
Why: You’re too lazy to actually go to the theater.
Where: Online at stationerymovies.com
Ah, Amsterdam. The land of legal ganja, wooden shoes, and red lights that mean anything but “stop.”
No wonder the Dutch make such brilliant stuff — like Jorg & Olif bikes.
Finally available to Americans, the sleek city cycles have ...
Soldier A: You know what would be great for the holidays? World peace.
Soldier B: Ha. You’re more likely to find fresh brownies in all this sand.
Soldier A: Did you say … brownies?
Soldier B: Yep, and popcorn and ...
