It ain’t easy being green.

Whatever. Don’t listen to a girly-man frog that lets a pig boss him around. What does he know?

Being green is simple with Zooey’s new line of tees. Infamous for wispy-thin, totally flattering shirts in punchy colors, ...

One, two … Why, oh why, did I assume the growing belly meant evil boss lady was preggers?

One, two … How do I convince a filthy rich man to marry me?

One, two … Where do I find a doctor with loose morals to ...

Pop goes the weasel this holiday weekend.

HELP
Feed Bag
What: Feed a child for one full school year through United Nations World Food Programme with the purchase of this tote.
Why: We are the world.
Where: Online at amazon.com

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and their friends who fake head injuries.

These are their stories.

Detective Green: Do you have the COD?

Pathologist: ...

Ladies and gentleman, without further ado, let’s hear a round of applause for The Weekend.

GIVE
A Million Thanks
What: Send a note of gratitude to the troops. Organize a drop-off location in your hometown to collect and send letters ...

You’ve got the bug. The June bug.

SEE
Shame
What: Documentary about human rights activist Mukhtaran Mai, whose personal tragedy is exposed in hopes of changing a history of cruelty to women in Pakistan.
Why: It’d be a shame to ...

Britney Spears was seen leaving Taco Bell wearing the new Jawbone, a bikini, and cowboy boots. She looked sexy. And by sexy, we mean like a pornographic Secret Service agent.

Brit was wearing the new Bluetooth headset to eliminate background noise. ...