No matter how true, “loving wife, devoted mother, accomplished lip-syncer” does not make a good tombstone inscription.

So leave the nonvocal stylings to Tengu.

When plugged into your computer’s USB port, the wee gadget’s LED face reacts to sounds by ...

Koala bear: I can’t believe we’re dead.

Hippo: I know. It sucks.

Gorilla: At least we’re immortalized in chocolate.

Koala: It’s just an adjustment. I used to be cute and furry. But now I’m delicious.

Gorilla: We owe everything to ...

Today’s National Philanthropy Day, so give others something to be thankful for this weekend.

SHOP
7th on Sale
What: One hundred percent of proceeds from this massive designer sale go to providing housing and services for people living with HIV/AIDS.

Fantasy football? In your book, it’s up there with “high-class hooker” for oxymoron of the century.

For those who prefer hemlines to yard lines, there’s Fafa’s Project Runway Fantasy Game.

Pick a team of three season four Runway designers. Every ...

Oh, let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.

GROW
A Mustache
What: Encourage the men in your life to collect sponsorships and grow a Fu Manchu, walrus, or classic handlebar this month, all to benefit the Prostate Cancer ...

Live or let die? When it comes to Dogs in Danger, there’s only one right answer: live.

The national nonprofit outreach program and website finds shelter dogs on the brink of being euthanized and helps give them the best possible ...

Between 5D’s role-playing sexcapades (Officer, my panties are on fire!), 4E’s yappy rat of a dog, and 3A’s group Bible readings (Jesus can hear inside voices, people), home sweet home is more like hell on earth.