No matter how true, “loving wife, devoted mother, accomplished lip-syncer” does not make a good tombstone inscription.
So leave the nonvocal stylings to Tengu.
When plugged into your computer’s USB port, the wee gadget’s LED face reacts to sounds by ...
Koala bear: I can’t believe we’re dead.
Hippo: I know. It sucks.
Gorilla: At least we’re immortalized in chocolate.
Koala: It’s just an adjustment. I used to be cute and furry. But now I’m delicious.
Gorilla: We owe everything to ...
Today’s National Philanthropy Day, so give others something to be thankful for this weekend.
SHOP
7th on Sale
What: One hundred percent of proceeds from this massive designer sale go to providing housing and services for people living with HIV/AIDS.
Fantasy football? In your book, it’s up there with “high-class hooker” for oxymoron of the century.
For those who prefer hemlines to yard lines, there’s Fafa’s Project Runway Fantasy Game.
Pick a team of three season four Runway designers. Every ...
Oh, let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
GROW
A Mustache
What: Encourage the men in your life to collect sponsorships and grow a Fu Manchu, walrus, or classic handlebar this month, all to benefit the Prostate Cancer ...
Live or let die? When it comes to Dogs in Danger, there’s only one right answer: live.
The national nonprofit outreach program and website finds shelter dogs on the brink of being euthanized and helps give them the best possible ...
Between 5D’s role-playing sexcapades (Officer, my panties are on fire!), 4E’s yappy rat of a dog, and 3A’s group Bible readings (Jesus can hear inside voices, people), home sweet home is more like hell on earth.
You’ve chosen a destination. Now roll up your sleeves and get cracking on the details.
DRESS
The Maids
What: TwoBirds dresses come in one size (fits 0-16) and can be worn ten different ways to flatter all figures, so you’ll have pretty ...
