Mr. ____ Goes to Washington
Some of us lost it to Bill. Others gave it up for Jimmy or Ronnie. But even if history has passed him by (rock on, John Anderson), you never forget your first.
We’re talking presidential candidates.
So listen up, all ...
Spot On
From what we read (we’re not speaking from experience here, people), herpes is taking over the whole world.
And it’s friggin’ scary. What’s more frightening is that many are so worried about being ousted by society that they keep the ...
Marriage of Assets
To have and to hold (onto your savings). In sickness and in health (of your stock portfolio).
Receivables
Save the dates can be done electronically. But if you don’t want to kill your mother, mail proper invites. Start with ...
The Weekend Guide
Time to cut a rug.
LISTEN
Those Dancing Days
What: Five Swedish chicks make mean indie-pop dance music on their debut LP, In Our Space Hero Suits.
Why: Scandinavia’s Spice Girls (but way better).
Where: Online at amazon.com.
Hock and Roll
They say preworn gems tell stories all their own.
Your engagement ring, for example, says, “Dude proposed, we sent 250 wedding invites, then turned out he was gay.”
Screw misty water-colored memories and let Red Swan take the offending jewel ...
The Weekend Guide
Cue October Symphony.
READ
Dog Run
What: Renowned photographer Michael Crouser’s beautiful black and white pics of man’s best friend, all taken during intense moments of play at parks.
Why: Some are naughty; some are nice.
When: Online at amazon.com
Casting Call
You’ve got all the gear,
And voting time is near.
Whoever floats your boat,
Be sure to cast your vote.
No, it’s not too late
For you to registrate.
See deadlines in each state
And tune in to debates.
As Good As It Gets
They say a good man is hard to find.
But a good woman? It’s a cinch. Look no further than The Good Envelope Party, a group of Los Angeles ladies who get together bimonthly to make recycled stationery.
The Party ...
