You wrote to your congressmen. And the governor for good measure. Just whom did you have to sleep with to get invited to the inauguration?

You might not be in D.C. today, but that doesn’t mean you can’t make history.

Everybody now, ch, ch, changes.

GO
Crash the Inauguration
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You don’t know when to hold ’em or
fold ’em.

But you will when you join the Origami Club, a site that gives free instructions on creating just about anything in the whole world by folding paper.

True story, people. ...

Our holidays were neither silent nor holy. (But we’re on our knees thanking someone they’re over.)

It’s not too late to become a holey roller. Just download Ecofont, a brand new typeface designed by some Dutch geniuses that’s made up ...

What do you do when your most prized, coveted possession is owned by everyone else and their brother, sister, and mother?

Do. not. chuck. the. MacBook. out. the. window.

One up them all with a TropicalHowie sleeve. The contemporary, artsy ...

Don’t let your brain turn to eggnog the next few weeks. Offset the bourbon with these book recommendations based on your favorite holiday flick.

Four Christmases
If nothing gets you going like familial dysfunction, check out Lauren Groff’s The Monsters ...

You attempted a British accent, only to be confused for an Irish pirate. And adding tea and crumpets to your daily bread turned you more Bridget than Twiggy.

Come in the side door with London L. Surf, a brand new ...