Cramping Your Style
It’s the balm.
You're So Vain (and Extreme)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder (of the mustache on a stick). Click ...
Turning Japanese
A T-shirt with bedazzled angel wings does not constitute wearable art.
But a peek at the tiny, handmade doodads on Kawaii Nails, and your jaw will hit the floor. Imported ...
Fairest Weather Friend
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s The Fairest one of all?
Ain’t you, Little Miss Crow’s-Feet. It’s the new private sale site for beauty products.
Starting today, you can get ...
Hoopilates with Jen Bleier
We’ve got major hoop dreams — but not the b-ball kind (we’re way too short and old for that).
We’re talking hula hoops, specifically those being whirled by Pilates instructor ...
Clean Water Act
Ladies and gentlemen of Congress:
Joint Resolution
The following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of Mani/Pedis.
Section 1: Abolish all cases of fungus and staph infections incurred at establishments across the U.S.
Section 2: Sanitize water ...
Cut Your Own Bangs
Get your scissors ready.
Sweatin' to the Oldies
Command deck of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Kirk: That run-in with the Klingons had me shvitzing.
Spock: True, Captain. Your perspiration has reached critical levels of malodorousness.
Scotty: Try SweatBlock, sir, an ancient product from 2009. Dab it on and you ...
