The Naked and the Blind
What: New exhibition of erotic art, performances and live music.
Why: Audio-visual masturbation.
When: Sat., 9:30 p.m.-3 a.m.
Where: The Resistance Gallery, Studio 265, Poyser St., E2 9RF (07723 064858).
Charity: Water Born in September Campaign
What: If you or a friend has a birthday this month, give the cash equivalent of your age and help provide clean water to more than 150,000 Ethiopians.
Why: Water, water everywhere and there’s not a drop to drink.
Where: Online at borninseptember.org.
What: Japanese artist creates unusual wooden objects, including a light bulb and notebook.
Why: Wood you?
When: Thurs.-25 Sept. Mon.-Wed., 10:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.; Thurs.-Sat., 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 12:30-5:30 p.m.
Where: Paul Smith, 40-44 Floral St., WC2E 9DG (020 7379 7133).
Koh Samui Online Boutique
What: Covent Garden fashion emporium takes eclectic designer brands and vintage pieces online.
Why: You’re a Windows shopper.
When: Before everyone clicks.
Where: Online at kohsamui.co.uk.
Prepare for Winter Facial
What: New treatment nourishes dehydrated post-summer skin with a deep cleanse, plumping moisture-mask and stimulating finger massage.
Why: Be high, not dry.
When: Tues.-Fri., 10:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.
Where: Kamini Holistic Beauty, 14-16 Lancer Sq., W8 4EP (020 7937 2411).