This weekend’s got something for everyone, from the naughty to the nice. PERUSE The Vice Photo Book What: Addictive coffee table tome corrals the irreverent mag’s sardonic humor and unblinking point of view. Why: A worthy time suck. When: You’re headed home for the holidays. Where: Online at amazon.com. RIDE The Seattle Streetcar What: All aboard the shiny new car’s inaugural line for free rides through Dec. Why: You’re street smart. When: Mon.-Thurs., 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Where: From Fred Hutch to Pacific Place. SEE Juno What: Smart, quirky coming of age comedy with newcomer Ellen Page, Jennifer Garner, and the boys from Arrested Development. Why: It’s super good. When: Opens Fri. Where: Neptune Theatre, 1303 NE 45th St., at Brooklyn Ave. (206-781-5755). Striking 12 What: Critically acclaimed (and consistently sold out) holly jolly indie rock musical makes a quick pit stop at CHAC. Why: Nutcracker makes you nutters. When: Fri., 8:30 p.m.; Sat., 6 & 8:30 p.m. Where: CHAC Showroom, 1621 12th Ave. (206-388-0569). Tickets online at brownpapertickets.com. BUY Twig What: New Greenwood kids’ clothing shop carries wee labels like Kasil, Ses Petites Mains, and Imps & Elfs. Why: A haven for mini hipsters. When: Mon., Wed., Thurs. & Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Fri., 11 a.m.- 7 p.m.; Sun., noon-4 p.m. Where: 8317 Greenwood Ave. N. (206-706-0810).