No costume yet? Boo. Try one of these on for size.
Dog Walker
Fanny pack + leash + plastic bag
“Runyon was killer today.”
Fly Girl
Blazer + biker shorts + white high tops
“Holla.”
Activist
Animal tee + flip-flops + empty coffee can
“Spare a moment for Greenpeace?”
Amish
White handkerchief + white apron + black dress
“I can’t wait for rumspringa.”
PA
Headset + cargo shorts + clipboard
“Your name’s not on the list.”
Massage Therapist
White tee + white pants + clogs
“How’s the pressure?”
Poetry in Motion
Sweatband + tracksuit + book labeled Mountain Interval
“I took the one less traveled by.”
Constant Gardener
Floppy hat + work gloves + Crocs
“Do you compost?”
Candy Corn
White tee + orange skirt + yellow socks
“My friends call me kernel.”
Snoop
Fedora + trench coat + magnifying glass
“Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?”
Brawny Man
Plaid shirt + jeans + roll of paper towels
“Watch me absorb this beer.”
Raver
Headphones + backpack + pacifier
“These visuals are sick.”








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