Yippers! Unexpected business trip to Miami, with plenty of beach time before and after client meeting.

Crappers! The nabob in 14C is projectile wheezing all over you.

Fortunately, you’re prepared. You reach into your bag, whip out a Nozin nasal swab, release the medicinal solution to moisten the tip, swab your nostrils, and — bingo. Buh-bye cooties.

So it’s not the sexiest travel accessory. But talk about useful (especially during flu season). Made with pharmaceutical grade ethyl alcohol and natural plant-based ingredients, a homeopathic Nozin kills 99.9 percent of germs, works for eight hours, and is kid safe. It even smells nice and citrusy.

The travel kit contains ten ready-to-go swabs, which are good for five round-trips to the warm-weather getaway of your choosing.

Time to find needy clients in Mexico City.

Available online at nozin.com.