Other Guy: Hi, I’m a Mac. John Hodgman: And I’m a PC. OG: Hey PC, you look a little tense. Hodg: Yeah, the pressure of booting up is getting to me, and my users are incredibly frustrated. OG: When I’m not up to my users’ standards, they plug in an iPod. Hodg: Listen, I get it. iPods, iPhones, they’re amazing. I was just looking for a little emotional support. Music doesn’t always help when you’re feeling down. OG: It does when the music is connected to OhMiBod. If your users aren’t satisfied, they can plug the five-and-a-half-inch long, um, gadget into their iPod. The cylinder-shaped massager will then vibrate to the rhythm of the music. Hodg: Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to your playlist, buddy. OG: Sure does. I suggest a slow rise from Sade to Shaggy, but that’s just me. Once they set a playlist, they can hop on the soul train and get off at Masturbation Station. Hodg: Man, when my users try to get there, my hard drive crashes. OG: Yeah. Available online at ohmibod.com.