You always wanted a nose job to fix that — ahem — deviated septum.
But you could never cough up the cash.
So choose your ideal nose for less than $10 with Pick Your Nose party cups.
The set of 24 twelve-ounce cups consists of half male and half female beaks. Fill it up with your favorite beverage and give everyone a good laugh when you tip it back and take a sip, giving the appearance that the snout on the cup is your own.
Always wondered what he’d look like with a mustache? Give it a whirl. Considering a more bulbous honker? Here’s your chance to check it out without committing. Wondering if a potato sniffer would suit you? Go right ahead.
In a day and age where picking your nose refers to surgery more often than boogers, the sippies are sure to instigate interesting party conversation.
Now you can even pick your friends’ noses.
Available online at spoonsisters.com.