How many animals can you fit into a pair of tights? Two calves, ten little piggies, countless hares, one beaver and an ass.
Why hide the poor things? Let them out to play. If you need a wax, head to Kamini Vaghela’s new beauty salon. She has been de-fuzzing the rich and famous, as well as the poor and unheard of, for years. She’s probably the fastest worker on the planet, and with her charming daughter Alpna working on you at the same time, you’ll be off the table in minutes.
Vaghela is also an expert threader. She’ll do eyebrows, upper lips, nipples, that tricky area known as the ‘stairway to heaven’, as well as those pesky whiskers that appear on the chin somewhere between 35 and 40. Vaghela and her team also offer excellent brow and lash tints, manicures, pedicures, holistic facials, reflexology and hot stone massages, and they’ll understand if you want them all done at the same time.
Put yourself in Vaghela’s capable hands and you’ll soon be ready to play at anything.
You little animal.
Kamini Salon, 14-16 Lancer Square, off Kensington Church Street, W8 4EP (020 7937 2411 or 07956 831499).