O heavenly sleep gods, we offer our thanks and reverence as a preemptive strike. We know not if we believe, but we think it’s better to be safe than sorry.
Please give us the strength to endure sleep training, be it Ferber or Weissbluth, and the foresight to turn to our vodka gimlets when we are about to crack.
May we be blessed with the wisdom to use a Gunapod, the self-proclaimed smarter wearable blanket. It’s the only sleeper that unzips from the bottom for diaper changes, from the top for temperature regulation, and around the perimeter for easy placement of baby inside if, by your grace, he falls asleep in our arms.
Deliver us from fatigue and lead us to the Gunapod, so that our children may be comfortably encased in plush, warm fabric from dusk ’til half past 8 a.m. without so much as a peep.
And let us say, amen.
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