They say a stitch in time saves nine.

But the one you sewed into the ripped cushion of your neighbor’s antique love seat ended up costing you your DIY dignity. Not to mention a five-year friendship.

Next time you’ve got ...

Chin up, Mother Nature.

We know you get no love in Texas. There you are, making spring turn into summer year after year, and no one even notices the difference.

Well, we’re happy to inform you that the jewelry designers ...

Wow. That’s a mighty big ax you’re grinding there.

All because your neighbor’s professionally done, Ewok-inspired Christmas lights extravaganza got the first-place ribbon for Best Original Holiday Display. And your visionary Dukes of Hazzard installation (complete with General Lee topiary) was ...

Ready for the first summer shout-out? This one goes to all our peeps headed to Denton.

DO
Water Works Park
What: It’s the opening weekend of seventeen acres of water slides and a 600-feet-long tubing river with a cascading waterfall.

You’ve never been shy about giving someone your two cents.

But maybe you shouldn’t have told your sister that the way-too-contemporary canvas she painted for your birthday belonged in a loo (and not the Louvre).

Next time, try a more tactful ...

He says tom-ay-toe. You say toh-mah-toh.

He says his Where’s the Beef? T-shirt is acceptable attire for dinner with your grandparents. You say, wear it and die.

When you’re ready to compromise, try Tom Foolery.

Two graphic designers (formerly art ...

We present the real fantastic four. (Take that, Stan Lee.)

EAT
Doggie Brunch
What: Treat Fido to canine-friendly turkey and egg pizzas, peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and garlic sirloin burgers.
Why: Eat, drink, and be hairy.
When: Sun., 11 ...