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You’ve never felt prettier than the day you wore that puffy dress with the big bow. If it were up to you, you’d wear ...

Your clothes are scared.

Can you blame them? Your closet has a certain Bermuda Triangle feel.

You know you saw your polka-dot top in there at one point. And you’re pretty sure your not-so-skinny Sevens were shoved toward the back. ...

Wonder Woman was so underappreciated.

The invisible jet. The golden lasso. The bullet-deflecting bracelets. Does it get any cooler?

And yet she lacked the power of flight — and was therefore scorned by the rest of the Justice League.

Too ...

Best friends are forever? As if.

Remember the “pal” who stole your ten-speed? So much for pinkie swears. And what about the chummy co-worker who told the guy in sales you had a crush on him? Gone, too.

Maybe you’re ...

There’s nothing you value more than the sacred bond of kinship. Especially when it comes to accessorizing.

Thus, last season’s Kennedy-era retro-chic style had you scouring your grandmother’s closet like a pack rat on amphetamines.

But now that you’ve abandoned ...

You, vain? Nevaaah.

Sure, you check yourself out in store windows. You steal the odd side-glance in your friends’ mirrored shades. And you step into dressing rooms when you’ve got nothing to try on.

Okay. So maybe it’s time to ...

“My problem is that I have such expensive taste. Everything I like costs a fortune.”

Pow. Right in the kisser. Nothing worse than a gal who pats herself on the back while pretending to self-deprecate.

But what to do ...