Fighting over something at a sale? So beneath you.

Unless, of course, it’s a sample sale. Then you’re fully prepared to let fists (or hair or epithets) fly.

You’ll need to get the gloves ready for tomorrow morning, because Everett Parker ...

Quit your jibba jabba. Even Mr. T would pity the fool who doesn’t like these weekend picks.

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Urban Bazaar
What: Last weekend to shop twenty local DIY artists and designers.
Why: Stranger things have happened.
When: Thurs., 1-8:30 p.m.; Fri.-Sun., ...

Mom’s not known for giving the best advice.

To wit: A smile cannot be used as an umbrella. Early birds are usually too tired to catch any worms. And an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, unless, of ...

We’re going to rock this town, all right. Rock it inside out.

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Dallas Sample Sale
What: Shop for jewelry, furniture, apparel, toys, and accessories at wholesale prices.
Why: You never know unless you try.
When: Fri. & Sat., 10 ...

Her Saturday morning cartoon habit is one of the many things you love about her. So this year, give her something her two-dimensional heroine would appreciate.

For Judy Jetson
Design Within Reach (4524 McKinney Avenue, suite 103, Knox Henderson; 214-521-0100) has ...

You don’t pity Scrooge.

His Christmas never included family members parking their enormous RVs on the front lawn, little kids cursing their no-batteries-required gifts, or last-minute dinner guests requiring vegan-friendly meals.

In other words, your “bah humbug” is justified.

But Puella’s ...

With apologies to Sigmund, we know there’s no hidden meaning behind your deep attachment to cowboy boots.

So what if you wear them rock climbing? Big deal if you sleep in them. And who cares if you ran your last ...