You can update your Facebook status every ten minutes, but sending a thank-you causes your brain to freeze.

Let Silas Tom do the messaging. The Dallas-based paper goods company swaps sappy sentiments for bright color, wit, and bold graphic design that do all the talking.

Send new parents the “Let’s Roll” card, which has a stroller on the front. Give animal lovers a birthday note that reads “Happy Woofday” and a pound of pups. Salute newlyweds (gay or straight) with a timely “Congratulations (check one)” or graduates with the “Yay to Go!” option.

Last month, the brand launched letterpress cocktail napkins with happy-hued motifs perfect for late-summer entertaining.

Social networkers will definitely like.

Available online at shop.silastom.com, $10-$36.

Photo: Courtesy of Silas Tom