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Platter Chatter

Your kitchenware is at a total dead end. Sippy cups from your terrible 2s, stained spoons from college dinners gone awry.

Looks like your tabletop collection is headed the wrong direction down a one-way street.

Reverse your misfortune with Cul ...

The Weekend Guide

Summer weekends. So hot right now.

DO
Venus Zine’s How Sassy Changed My Life Reading & Party

What: Authors Kara Jesella and Marisa Meltzer read from their new book about the early ’90s girls’ magazine.
Why: Glossy ...

Rule Book

The Rules vs. the Rules.

The you-used-to-be-afraid-to-die-alone version: Never accept a date after Wednesday.

The you-can-make-it-without-the-bastard version: Leave small mementos behind (toothbrush, favorite peanut butter) so he never gets over you.

If the latter sounds like a page from ...

Show Dog

Puppy really knows how to relax. Check out what got TiVoed while you were working (like a dog, of course):

Pawject Runway
Will Barbara Karant and Laura Dion-Jones Casey of Snob Hounds be in or out? In this week’s challenge, ...

The Great Escape

Choose Your Adventure

You’re at the gym, in line for the water fountain (anything to keep you from exercise). The weight cage is unoccupied. Do you enter it?

If YES (confront your greatest fear: veiny chests), turn to page 2.
If ...

The Weekend Guide

Looks like you’ve got a case of the fun days.

SEE
Brand upon the Brain
What
: Guy Maddin’s horror/detective silent film with live narration by Crispin Glover.
Why: It’s all in your head.
When: Fri., 7:30 p.m.; ...

Double the Pleasure

Regarding ice cream scoops, puppies, and orgasms: Two things are often better than one.

And just as often, two is simply not enough. Greedy grins grow wide at the thought of an extra pair of hands (for playing Wii, washing ...

Towel Off

Score a juicy piece of dirt, and you can’t wait to dish it out.

But making dirty dishes come clean (the funk? from the kitchen sink? it’s gross) is an entirely different story.

Distract yourself from the agony of washing ...