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All the World’s a Page

There are places your nose shouldn’t go — like under the knife repeatedly or all up in your ex-con neighbor’s bizness.

And places it should. Books, for example. Here are the summer’s top upcoming reads.

Girl, Interrupted
Former Rolling Stone writer ...

Golden Girls

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Please turn off cellular phones and open candy now.

(Beeping and crackling.)

Tonight’s performance of Dog & Pony Theatre Company’s As Told by the Vivian Girls is a world premiere by Devon de Mayo …

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Draw a Blank

Dear Mom,

I know at times I’ve been                     [derogatory adjective], called you names like                     [farm animal], and acted as entitled as                     [snotty teen celebrity].

Like that time I drank too much                     [alcoholic beverage] and                     [bodily ...

Frank the Tank

You pump like a pimp on the Precor. You go balls out on the bike. But if you can’t lift your own ass off the couch afterward, you have no muscle mass. Meaning a low fat-burning capacity.

Meaning you’re screwed.

It’s Just a Phaiz

Between ADD, ADHD, and SUSS (Straight-Up Spaz Syndrome), you have a short attention span.

Which is why you need to check out Phaiz.

The permanent boutique-cum-exposition space houses temporary shows by artists, fashion designers, and sculptors alike.

The dealio: Each ...

The Weekend Guide

Hope this weekend isn’t too taxing.

SEE
No Country for Old White Men
What
: Political sketch comedy troupe takes on the big election.
Why: It’s your kind of party.
When: Opens Sun. Showtimes, Tues.-Thurs., 8 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., ...

A Safe Place

Banks give most people killer headaches (long lines, annoying tellers, gross lollipops).

So what if we told you about a bank that rids you of your problems altogether?

Virginia Montgomery’s personal massage studio is set in a converted bank safe, ...

Planet Earth

Most sisters smack each other upside the head and pull hair for sport.

Heidi Bailey and Krista White are saving the earth.

In an attempt to create ecofriendly homes for their families and finding obstacles at every turn, the siblings ...