When it comes to picking fights, you’ve been known to battle it out over just about everything.

An unanswered phone call. A wet towel on the floor. A sideways glance.

But when the stakes are really high, you need the ...

Ah, youth.

To drive fast, party hard, worship the sun, sleep till noon, and crank the rock ‘n’ roll to decibels that even Granny could hear.

So foolish, so fun, so … What’s that you said?

If years of too-loud ...

The shocking prices at the pump, the greasy puddle drenching your greens (you asked for it on the side!), the shiny spot that’s taken over your face — if it’s not one oil crisis it’s another.

A slippery slope, fer ...

Not that you need to be sold on them, but this weekend’s picks are mmmm, mmmm, good.

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Steve Cohen’s Chamber Magic
What: NY-based magician performs mind-boggling tricks.
Why: He’s come a long way, baby.
When: Fri., ...

Your best friend, Macho Matt, won’t fork over the keys to his new baby — a 3 Series with a six-speed transmission — because, he says,

a) You look so pretty in shotgun.
b) You drive stick like you throw.

You aren’t terribly fond of the hunt.

Overheated garage sales, dusty secondhand shops, flea markets — rifling through other people’s trash isn’t exactly your idea of a good time.

But when it comes to the contents of your home you ...

Offering to chauffeur Pops to his special F-Day dinner seemed like a great idea.

Then you looked at your beat up Civic.

You slathered on the Turtle Wax. Vacuumed. (Twice.) Even tried a fuzzy steering wheel cover. (Desperate times, desperate ...