Bacon pancakes, butchering seminars, and potbellied pets.
You’re literally pigged out.
Detox with the Deep Tissue Aromaflexology treatment at The Spa at Equinox, created exclusively for DailyCandy readers by massage therapist Frederick Weinstein (it’s not on the menu; just ask).
You start on a heated table as Weinstein (who’s dekinked Jennifer Aniston) combines deep-tissue (toxin and lactic acid removal), lomilomi (to flush out large muscle regions), and shiatsu (tension release) therapies with rejuvenating reflexology for a whopping 80 minutes.
Winter-hijacked hands and feet are rescued with essential oils and hot towels; a lavender eye pillow refreshes the peepers.
Weinstein also gives a full craniosacral massage, increasing circulation and easing stress in the forehead, mouth, and jaw.
Making it easier to get back to chewing the fat.
The Spa at Equinox, 900 North Michigan Avenue, at Walton Street (312-254-2500 or equinox.com).