In 610 A.D., a monk addressed his friends: “Listen, guys. I know we’re all about channeling our lack of desire. But check it: I just invented a delectably doughy delight that’s so good you won’t want to not want it. Which, I promise, is better than not wanting it at all. Introducing … the pretzel!”*
Monks may have invented the salty knot, but Kim and Scott perfected it. Thanks to them, you can customize your own pretzel combo packs in flavors like stuffed grilled cheese, chocolate cheesecake, and mixed berry and cream cheese — and have them delivered straight to your door, ready to be eaten or frozen for a later date (whoa, self control).
The tasty snacks are locally produced with natural ingredients, so they’re healthy as well as delicious. Consider that a green light to gobble up as many as you like without feeling too guilty.
Try twisting your head around that.
Make sure nothing comes between you and your Candy: Add firstname.lastname@example.org to your address book.