What: Your chance to recite a story for cult-followed series The Moth; if you win, you head to the semifinals.
Why: The theme is competition. You can finally gripe to the public about your annoying overachieving sister.
When: Tonight, 8 p.m.
Where: Martyrs’, 3855 N. Lincoln Ave., b/t Irving Park Rd. & Grace St. (773-404-9494). Tickets ($8) at the door.
Photo: David Alan Kidd / Flickr