The bliss of Swedish massage. The relaxation induced by real reflexology. The soul-reviving strokes of reiki.

Nothing quite like ’em.

Ducking out of the spa with your hair looking like crap and running into your crush.

Nothing quite like that

Is anybody really fooling anyone else with their highlights these days?

Even if you’re lucky enough to score a natural-looking color, just wait. Thanks to the generic slice-and-dye techniques of most foiling jobs these days, your roots will look like ...

The scene: A once-in-a-lifetime family reunion. Time for a photo to capture the special moment forever.

Grandmother (taking picture): Say cheeeeeese, sweeties!

Grandson: Granny, the flash isn’t on.

Grandmother: Dirty dog! (Tries again.)

Daughter: Mom, your finger is blocking the ...

New Year’s resolution #97: Give that beloved fur ball of yours the clean bill of health he deserves.

But why must visiting the vet be so damn painful? To wit: Last time he peed in your car before picking a ...

Hear that? It’s the tune of 2006. Before we dive in, a shout-out to our favorites from 2005. Feel free to hum along.

Originally published 3/8/05 

Webster’s, 2004 edition:

Registry: (rej-is-tree) n. The exclusive domain of engaged couples ...

Hear that? It’s the tune of 2006. Before we dive in, a shout-out to our favorites from 2005. Feel free to hum along.

Originally published 7/8/05

1:1 In the beginning there was collagen. Support of all human skin.

1:2 And without ...

You’re not into silicone boobs, teased hair, or acrylic nails. (Right?)

So why use all kinds of icky chemicals to get your body clean, smooth, and silky soft?

Stop the insanity already. The beauty loot made and sold at Plum ...