It’s not that you hate wearing thin strands of pearls.
But, let’s be honest, you’re not like other girls.
Frilly and fem is so not your thing.
If anything, you prefer a face-busting ring.
Goodie for you there are options not sweet,
Check out the jewelry from one Verameat.
Made from brass and copper with silver ones, too,
This awesome collection has something even for you.
Like a necklace with two sumos going to town,
Or a ring with a dino head wrapping around.
The earrings are teeny but feature an ol’ ball and chain,
Or ponies and daggers and things in that vein.
Delicately crafted to the smallest detail,
These ass-kicking baubles are anything but frail.
And without having to spend more than two hundred bucks,
You can spring for a few pieces, you lucky … ladies.
Photo: Courtesy of Verameat