Dear Diary,

Rapunzel is such a show-off (and kind of a slut). I was at her tower this morning and she was going on and on about her amazing hair and how prince whatshisname comes over for, like, booty calls by climbing her braid.

She’s going to freak when she finds out about Glam, a hair shop opening today in the Back Bay. The new spot makes custom hair units from 100 percent natural hair. It also makes clip-on hair extensions so I can add serious length when I want. (Suck it, Rap.)

The place caters to any ethnicity and works with people who have lost their hair or are just looking to change up their look. Zebra-print chairs and chandeliers make up the decor; jewelry and tiaras are for sale, as well.

Make an appointment and you’ll be sure to get the royal treatment.

Then we’ll see who’s living the high life.

Glam, 33 Gloucester Street, Back Bay (857-362-7419).