To: My blushing bride(zilla)
From: Your future ball and chain
Re: Getting it together
You can chill. You have the dress, the venue, and the invites. I’m taking care of the music (it’s off the hook), and I’ve nailed down some other details, too.
Let’s use Domenic & Anthony for the food and Harvard Sweet Boutique for our centerpieces — nifty table toppers that guests can actually keep. Or we could send them off with mini cakes from Sweet & Savory Gifts.
I know how much you dig your parents’ wedding video, so I booked Stardust Productions. The cinematogs shoot with vintage Super 8 cameras so we can get that nostalgic, retro look. And what’s with unnecessary glassware and a vacuum cleaner? Let’s register for our kick-ass honeymoon instead.
Since all our friends are on board for this thing, I booked you and the girls into Salon Mario Russo for a Swarovski crystal pedicure (Mom’s idea). And I bought Chad and the guys some silk-screened ties from Cyberoptix Tie Lab (yes, they match the bridesmaid dresses, I checked).
That should do it. Now can I have the girl of my dreams back?
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