You won last week’s neck-cracking tourney and whittled your cubicle-to-loo time down to 1.2 minutes round-trip. (Take that, Caribbean Rhythms screen saver!)
The bad news? You’ve broadcast this to all within water cooler earshot.
Finally, a cure for your schedule ...
Aaaaaah. Coming home to a spotless apartment is pure bliss.
Wait. Panic. What if that intoxicating feeling is just a noxious chemical-induced euphoria?
You’ll know your joy is real when you use So Pure Home Services, a green home cleaning service ...
You used to aspire to Queen Bee status. Until you realized it meant coercing drones to do your bidding and stinging them to death before enjoying all their honey.
Quit the colony and fly over to Beehive Co-Op for new ...
Highlights. Tatas. The Bulgarian accent you adopted freshman year just to see where it would get you. It’s not the makeover that gives you trouble — it’s the upkeep.
Which is probably why your clutter has turned into a giant ...
Sure, social and couture go hand in hand. You purchased a Chanel frock for the Fresh Air Fund benefit. And being seated second row at Fashion Cares last year? That was social suicide.
Win back your standing with Social Couture.
Is that the pitter-patter of little doggie feet? And are you treating him right?
Start small (and cheap) at Ikea for their new line of dishes, beds, and toys (441 16th Street, Atlantic Station; 404-745-4532).
You’d never go out looking ...
Remember the poms? The White Rain? Those scrunch socks!
Seen through DayGlo-colored glasses, the ’80s kinda ruled.
And now you can harken back to the glory days with retro-style roller skating at Skate Towne. This is no pebbly blade through ...
The culture! The cocktails! The cute kids! This weekend, drink it all in.
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National Black Arts Festival
What: Art seminars, book talks with Valerie Boyd, and performances by Les Nubians, Roberta Flack, and more.
Why: We didn’t build this city ...
